Wednesday, 3 October 2012

Ten Internet Commandments

This may seem funny to some persons, but there are serious lessons in each of the commandments...(smile)
  1. Thou shall not browse the Internet without first installing an antivirus program and ensuring that its definitions are up to date
  2. Thou shall not purchase items that are advertised in pop-up ads or spam
  3. Thou shall not be fooled into believing that thou art the millionth visitor to any website and have won thyself a million dollars
  4. Thou shall not reply to any emails from Nigerians requesting your banking information
  5. Thou shall not post thy email address, phone number or address on the internet, nor shall thou post anyone else's including thine sworn enemy
  6. Thou shall not post thy children's pictures on the Internet
  7. Thou shall not post private pictures of your ex, neighbor or even thine sworn enemy on the Internet
  8. Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's credit card number or attempt to acquire it using deceptive means
  9. Thou shall not enter thy credit card number without first seeing the tiny padlock icon on the address bar of your browser
  10. Thou shall not use "password" as thy password, nor thy birthday, nor thy children's names or any other word or phrase that can be easily guessed

5 comments:

  1. He who is guilty of breaking one commandment is guilty of breaking all...lol. Truth be told, we all break one or two every now and then. I must remember to take down the pics of my ex...just kidding

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  2. haha Commandments 3 is the best one, but all is really important

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  3. i like .......1st place goes to JD

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